Horrible, don't even bother.
Unpleasant, not recommended.
Decent, with a lot of flaws. Worth trying if you're REALLY curious.
Mediocre, a few problems. Either bad aftertaste or horrible packaging.
An acquired taste, not the worst.
Good if you have nothing better to drink.
Pretty good! Don't expect to be amazed.
Recommended, good taste, texture, and overall feel.
90+ TOPAZ AWARD
You'd better try some of this son, or you're missing out.