Topaz BONUS Review of TEPACHE frumex Original Pineapple Cider

Holy bejeezus. This stuff is beyond belief. I mean whoa. Since this is a bonus review, It wont be as long, but I will make my main point clear; This stuff is extremely potent, and will in fact melt your face off. Right the fuck off. I mean, have you ever heard of a PINEAPPLE cider drink? I haven't until today, and let me tell you it is one of the best ideas I could have ever imagined. Just think, what if there's a Pina Colada flavor? That, my friends, would be awesome.

TASTE

This is just so intense. You take a sip, and are immediately overwhelmed with an array of magical pineappleness; its not even too sweet, seeing as it's fermented. It has a very long lingering flavor, and can allow for hours of hindsight. You know what I mean.

TEXTURE

Smooth carbonation, from a glass bottle. Very good. I assume that the carbonation is not artifical, as barley and yeast can actually form it. Also, there are no artificial substances in this beverage WHATSOEVER. Thats right. Oh yeah.

FINAL THOUGHTS

So good. I just want to stop writing and finish it!
Buy it if you can find it, but be warned, its not for everyone.

Topaz Review of Sangría Señorial

This is the life, eh? Sitting on a nice chair outside, gazing at the blue ocean, sipping on a non-alcoholic Sangría beverage. Yeah, that's right, it exists; and not only is it real, it's delicious on a whole different level from any other beverage I've ever had. A regal display of flavor and texture, Sangría Señorial is unreal. On top of that, it comes in green glass! There's nothing quite like drinking a non-alcoholic Sangría Señorial from a green glass bottle. I dare you to find something quite like it. Sangría Señorial seems as if it's on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

Hiatus is Over

After being on hiatus for a while, I'm happy to say that I will be writing a weekly review starting tomorrow! I also changed the site's layout quite a bit; I hope you guys like it. Sorry I was gone for so long, but hey, I can't say that anybody missed me. Expect a review up tomorrow on something quite different; you know, the sort of thing I do all the time.

Until we meet again, huzzah it real nice.